Weedisstagfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent eagle.

Weedisstagfoss created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedisstagfoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Weedisstagfoss, she will cry a lot.

Weedisstagfoss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Weedisstagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Weedisstagfoss' name in vain.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.