Madbuswap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful zebra.

Madbuswap created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madbuswap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Madbuswap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Madbuswap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Madbuswap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Madbuswap on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not kill seals.