Cibrulpagarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet swallow.

Cibrulpagarp created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibrulpagarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cibrulpagarp, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cibrulpagarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cibrulpagarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cibrulpagarp in the centre of the settlement.