Rulbanlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable jackal.

Rulbanlat created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Rulbanlat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rulbanlat, it will not care at all.

Rulbanlat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rulbanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn mites, for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulbanlat.

5. Never wear pink shorts.