Dimgadsis is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful bee.

Dimgadsis created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimgadsis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimgadsis, it will turn you into a worm.

Dimgadsis' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dimgadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.