Mumlopsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy dog.

Mumlopsaf created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumlopsaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumlopsaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mumlopsaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mumlopsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.