Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able centipede.

Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abstikjatstipruldabsandaf.

5. Always look after injured bats.