Armwabont is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic gnu.

Armwabont created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armwabont, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armwabont, he will turn you into a snail.

Armwabont's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Armwabont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Armwabont's name in vain.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Always obey Armwabont's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.