Hadsanfemloop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating scorpion.

Hadsanfemloop created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Hadsanfemloop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hadsanfemloop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hadsanfemloop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hadsanfemloop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never proclaim while facing west.