Milfonbiflarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-assured coyote.

Milfonbiflarg created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milfonbiflarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milfonbiflarg, it will be very unhappy.

Milfonbiflarg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Milfonbiflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.