Kimappbimcunfobfun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic capybara.

Kimappbimcunfobfun created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimappbimcunfobfun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimappbimcunfobfun, she will curse you with boils.

Kimappbimcunfobfun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kimappbimcunfobfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Never hurt moths.