Gunlogsis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident dryad.

Gunlogsis created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunlogsis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gunlogsis, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gunlogsis' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gunlogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gunlogsis.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.