Padlaping is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest elephant.

Padlaping created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padlaping, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Padlaping, he will not care.

Padlaping's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Padlaping's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always store limes above ground.