Bitfig is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, staggering
eagle.
Bitfig created the solar system nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bitfig, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bitfig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Bitfig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Bitfig's Holy Commandments1. Bitfig loves pigs, so they must be respected.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bitfig in the centre of the settlement.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitfig.
5. Always stare at clouds.