Bitfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering eagle.

Bitfig created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitfig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bitfig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bitfig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bitfig's Holy Commandments

1. Bitfig loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bitfig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitfig.

5. Always stare at clouds.