Gamdosspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing dryad.

Gamdosspag created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamdosspag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamdosspag, it will turn you into a mole.

Gamdosspag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gamdosspag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.