Quagpagbot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous fox.

Quagpagbot created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagpagbot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagpagbot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quagpagbot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quagpagbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.

5. Fast once a month.