Nullhadben is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome
dragonfly.
Nullhadben created everything that exists four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nullhadben, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nullhadben, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Nullhadben's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Nullhadben's Holy Commandments1. Always help aardvarks in need.
2. Do not take Nullhadben's name in vain.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Retreat if six horses approach from the north.