Budstragyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident wyvern.

Budstragyarp created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budstragyarp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budstragyarp, she will laugh at you.

Budstragyarp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Budstragyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Always obey Budstragyarp's priests.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.