Dunyakton is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing rhinoceros.

Dunyakton created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunyakton, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dunyakton, it will ignore you.

Dunyakton's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dunyakton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Do not wear black clothing.