Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered bird.

Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk, he will curse you with boils.

Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vidrotraktomjabbepveenvonk.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.