Mandumgon is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving
jellyfish.
Mandumgon created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Mandumgon, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Mandumgon, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Mandumgon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Mandumgon's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Always obey Mandumgon's priests.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.