Sansinnil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent guinea pig.

Sansinnil created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sansinnil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sansinnil, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sansinnil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sansinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Sansinnil on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look in ponds.