Tifnulfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able rhinoceros.

Tifnulfeb created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifnulfeb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifnulfeb, she will not care at all.

Tifnulfeb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tifnulfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.