Spagzigmot is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, irritating
crocodile.
Spagzigmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagzigmot, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Spagzigmot, it will turn you into a dog.
Spagzigmot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Spagzigmot's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never talk about ants.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.