Wonhiggan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful bird.

Wonhiggan created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhiggan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wonhiggan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wonhiggan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wonhiggan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

5. Do not resist order.