Spagzigmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating crocodile.

Spagzigmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagzigmot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagzigmot, it will turn you into a dog.

Spagzigmot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Spagzigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.