Pangepquill is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, effective
spider.
Pangepquill created tapeworms two years ago.
If you believe in
Pangepquill, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Pangepquill, she will boil you in a big pot.
Pangepquill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Pangepquill's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dark matter.
2. Do not wear copper on your body.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not wear black clothing.
5. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing brown boots.