Pangepquill is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, effective spider.

Pangepquill created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Pangepquill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangepquill, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pangepquill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pangepquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing brown boots.