Gembignur is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet meerkat.

Gembignur created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Gembignur, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gembignur, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gembignur's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gembignur's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the north.

2. Never bounce near aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.