Gembignur is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet
meerkat.
Gembignur created the Sun five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gembignur, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gembignur, he will have a low opinion of you.
Gembignur's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Gembignur's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the north.
2. Never bounce near aardvarks.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never eat bananas.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.