Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing skunk.

Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell, he will ignore you.

Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yokxucbell Riggebtaf Hanragnell first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.