Likbedpig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless pig.

Likbedpig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbedpig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likbedpig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Likbedpig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Likbedpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Run away if three swans approach from the south.

5. Always help nematodes.