Narlnigdod is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent
porpoise.
Narlnigdod created the universe six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlnigdod, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Narlnigdod, he will turn you into a mole.
Narlnigdod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Narlnigdod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in red rooms.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not skip in public.
4. Always help sick dogs.
5. Never think ill of sick great tits.