Narlnigdod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent porpoise.

Narlnigdod created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnigdod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlnigdod, he will turn you into a mole.

Narlnigdod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Narlnigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.