Yarlviddun is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, confident
dugong.
Yarlviddun created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlviddun, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Yarlviddun, she will turn you into a frog.
Yarlviddun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Yarlviddun's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never hurt rats.
4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlviddun.