Gompaklarpdan is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, intelligent
crow.
Gompaklarpdan created a photon six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gompaklarpdan, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gompaklarpdan, she will turn you into a worm.
Gompaklarpdan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Gompaklarpdan's Holy Commandments1. Put Gompaklarpdan first in all things.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Always treat bats with great respect.