Pibfabrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving gorilla.

Pibfabrutt created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfabrutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pibfabrutt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pibfabrutt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pibfabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pibfabrutt loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.