Pibfabrutt is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving
gorilla.
Pibfabrutt created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibfabrutt, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Pibfabrutt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Pibfabrutt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Pibfabrutt's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Pibfabrutt loves snails, so they must be respected.
5. Fast once a month.