Hudhanpaslim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful yak.

Hudhanpaslim created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudhanpaslim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hudhanpaslim, she will strike you with lightening.

Hudhanpaslim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hudhanpaslim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to voles while wearing yellow trousers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Hudhanpaslim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.