Bugruldog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent lobster.

Bugruldog created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugruldog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugruldog, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bugruldog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bugruldog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.