Libsitwab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional bat.

Libsitwab created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Libsitwab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libsitwab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Libsitwab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Libsitwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help cats.