Zogcancib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking duck.

Zogcancib created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zogcancib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zogcancib, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zogcancib's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zogcancib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Zogcancib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear fawn trousers.