Raknaryam Doglidlarnganrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless jellyfish.

Raknaryam Doglidlarnganrul created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Raknaryam Doglidlarnganrul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raknaryam Doglidlarnganrul, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Raknaryam Doglidlarnganrul's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Raknaryam Doglidlarnganrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.