Vanbestlit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, generous fairy.

Vanbestlit created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbestlit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vanbestlit, he will turn you into a goat.

Vanbestlit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vanbestlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never prepare rice during summer.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.