Nullipyar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent alligator.

Nullipyar created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nullipyar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullipyar, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nullipyar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nullipyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Nullipyar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear purple hats.

4. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

5. Never gather seven goats near doors.