Veentuncar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful wyrm.

Veentuncar created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Veentuncar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veentuncar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Veentuncar's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Veentuncar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never bounce near sharks.