Gangombell is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet capybara.

Gangombell created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gangombell, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gangombell, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gangombell's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gangombell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.