Fotmobnan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating camel.

Fotmobnan created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotmobnan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotmobnan, he will turn you into a rat.

Fotmobnan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fotmobnan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Heed all visions.