Yog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating shrew.

Yog created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help horses.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.