Narlsadwan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ruthless salamander.

Narlsadwan created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsadwan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narlsadwan, it will not care at all.

Narlsadwan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Narlsadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.