Sakdissapp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy elephant.

Sakdissapp created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdissapp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sakdissapp, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sakdissapp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sakdissapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sakdissapp on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must love Sakdissapp.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.