Siscadmad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm shark.

Siscadmad created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siscadmad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Siscadmad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Siscadmad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Siscadmad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Siscadmad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Siscadmad on top of all buildings.