Yattyattarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud giraffe.

Yattyattarn created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattyattarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattyattarn, he will turn you into a dog.

Yattyattarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yattyattarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Yattyattarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always share melons with strangers, but never with hamsters.