Negdudlim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident giraffe.

Negdudlim created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negdudlim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Negdudlim, he will destroy your home planet.

Negdudlim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Negdudlim's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Negdudlim on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to music.
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