Gemlegdunhudnartbussaw Tettinuttbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy wyvern.

Gemlegdunhudnartbussaw Tettinuttbod created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemlegdunhudnartbussaw Tettinuttbod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemlegdunhudnartbussaw Tettinuttbod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gemlegdunhudnartbussaw Tettinuttbod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gemlegdunhudnartbussaw Tettinuttbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Do not chop down trees.