Stanjentap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable hedgehog.

Stanjentap created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanjentap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanjentap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stanjentap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stanjentap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.