Fobshavrat Stangambep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing badger.

Fobshavrat Stangambep created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Fobshavrat Stangambep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobshavrat Stangambep, she will ignore you.

Fobshavrat Stangambep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fobshavrat Stangambep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Fobshavrat Stangambep's priests.