Lopfliscib is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable ferret.

Lopfliscib created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopfliscib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lopfliscib, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lopfliscib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lopfliscib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never think about gravity near cats while wearing yellow rings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never wear boots.