Mobfadveg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable badger.

Mobfadveg created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfadveg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobfadveg, she will turn you into a goat.

Mobfadveg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mobfadveg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange mice for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Never paint your chest blue.