Hudvonkquill Hubpoplid Tincinwig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil tapir.

Hudvonkquill Hubpoplid Tincinwig created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvonkquill Hubpoplid Tincinwig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudvonkquill Hubpoplid Tincinwig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hudvonkquill Hubpoplid Tincinwig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hudvonkquill Hubpoplid Tincinwig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.