Quartflapnutt Sterwipnell
is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, staggering
squirrel
.
Quartflapnutt Sterwipnell
created Europe seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartflapnutt Sterwipnell
, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Quartflapnutt Sterwipnell
, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Quartflapnutt Sterwipnell's
most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Quartflapnutt Sterwipnell's Holy Commandments
1. Do not leap in public.
2. Never hurt dolphins.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never play with disobedient children.
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