Cunbutnegmum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-powerful hedgehog.

Cunbutnegmum created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cunbutnegmum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunbutnegmum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cunbutnegmum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cunbutnegmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the east.
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