Fobgedgof is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm parrot.

Fobgedgof created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgedgof, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobgedgof, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fobgedgof's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fobgedgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never feed onions to otters while wearing corsets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about archaea.