Fobgedgof is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, calm
parrot.
Fobgedgof created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobgedgof, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fobgedgof, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Fobgedgof's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Fobgedgof's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
2. Never hurt nematodes.
3. Never feed onions to otters while wearing corsets.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never talk about archaea.