Fomhenmon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless shark.

Fomhenmon created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomhenmon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomhenmon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fomhenmon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fomhenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lemons upon stone.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Always help sick swans.