Minhatnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish hummingbird.

Minhatnell created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Minhatnell, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Minhatnell, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Minhatnell's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Minhatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Worship no other gods but Minhatnell.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing purple scarves.

5. Never talk about fire.