Hubrotxuccimhitquaffotlim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent grasshopper.

Hubrotxuccimhitquaffotlim created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubrotxuccimhitquaffotlim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubrotxuccimhitquaffotlim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hubrotxuccimhitquaffotlim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hubrotxuccimhitquaffotlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Hide if five mites approach from the east.