Dumciptetti is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome parrot.

Dumciptetti created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dumciptetti, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dumciptetti, he will turn you into a goat.

Dumciptetti's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dumciptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange scarves.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never approach rivers carrying clay.