Wantarhom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing pigeon.

Wantarhom created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wantarhom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wantarhom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wantarhom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wantarhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Wantarhom loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.