Jantansid Higzodrill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured swallow.

Jantansid Higzodrill created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jantansid Higzodrill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jantansid Higzodrill, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jantansid Higzodrill's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jantansid Higzodrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Never curse while facing south.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with fawn.

5. Never prepare peas during autumn.