Hadnullag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident manatee.

Hadnullag created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Hadnullag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hadnullag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hadnullag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hadnullag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hadnullag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not run at forests.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.