Wongadnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage camel.

Wongadnig created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongadnig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wongadnig, it will turn you into a rock.

Wongadnig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wongadnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear orange skirts.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

5. You must love Wongadnig.