Omtyatteen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Omtyatteen created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtyatteen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Omtyatteen, it will turn you into a rat.

Omtyatteen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Omtyatteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Worship no other gods but Omtyatteen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.