Nibominvag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless ferret.

Nibominvag created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Nibominvag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nibominvag, he will send you a sign.

Nibominvag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nibominvag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never play with disobedient children.