Bedkomhen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow guinea pig.

Bedkomhen created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bedkomhen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bedkomhen, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bedkomhen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bedkomhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.